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everywhere to go

This is a tumblr that used to have a theme and is now just kind of pictures of fat animals and other stuff I like

avengingvelociraptortimelord:

sablue:

deadcantdraw:

ceruleanlunacy:

harrowindustries:

thegreenwolf:

accountants-and-anxiolytics:

daysofxavierspast:

“I’d play it cool, just gie the cunts enough rope tae hing thirsels wi,” I nod.
Well FUCK

“Trygg och ensam på samma gång.”
Safe and lonely at the same time.
Doesn’t sound so positive.

“90” diam x 235’; needles stiff and very sharp, +/- 3-sided (flat on top), 1/2-1” long, projecting equally on all side of the twig, light green with 2 stomatal stripes on top, bloom scant or lacking beneath; young twigs smooth, old defoliated twigs rough and scratchy with the peglike bases of the fallen needles; cones 2-3 1/2” long, light, scales thin and finely, irregularly toothed; bark scaly, thin (less than 3/4” even on huge trees); mature trunks very straight, round and untapering, though often buttressed.”
Either I’ve been spending too much time reading PNW field guides, or I’m getting a Beltane visit from the Green Man. I should probably spruce up just in case.

“From there, up to the hotel” 
whoops 

Other vehicles must not use this part of the carriageway except to pick up or set down passengers.
Um?

As a result, many were celibate by choice, while others had sex mainly because their husband or partner wanted it. 

And if you still don’t get it, then may you be mooned by a portly baboon!

“Is this really what you want?”

“Have you ever noticed that Matias has the manners of a sodomite?”
…it’s gonna be an interesting year.

avengingvelociraptortimelord:

sablue:

deadcantdraw:

ceruleanlunacy:

harrowindustries:

thegreenwolf:

accountants-and-anxiolytics:

daysofxavierspast:

“I’d play it cool, just gie the cunts enough rope tae hing thirsels wi,” I nod.


Well FUCK

“Trygg och ensam på samma gång.”

Safe and lonely at the same time.

Doesn’t sound so positive.

“90” diam x 235’; needles stiff and very sharp, +/- 3-sided (flat on top), 1/2-1” long, projecting equally on all side of the twig, light green with 2 stomatal stripes on top, bloom scant or lacking beneath; young twigs smooth, old defoliated twigs rough and scratchy with the peglike bases of the fallen needles; cones 2-3 1/2” long, light, scales thin and finely, irregularly toothed; bark scaly, thin (less than 3/4” even on huge trees); mature trunks very straight, round and untapering, though often buttressed.”

Either I’ve been spending too much time reading PNW field guides, or I’m getting a Beltane visit from the Green Man. I should probably spruce up just in case.

“From there, up to the hotel” 

whoops 

Other vehicles must not use this part of the carriageway except to pick up or set down passengers.

Um?

As a result, many were celibate by choice, while others had sex mainly because their husband or partner wanted it. 

And if you still don’t get it, then may you be mooned by a portly baboon!

“Is this really what you want?”

“Have you ever noticed that Matias has the manners of a sodomite?”

…it’s gonna be an interesting year.

twitturds:

do I really look that bad or is it just the lighting: an autobiography

(via shadesoffree)

france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.

reuters:

Meet Naki’o.

Naki’o is a mixed-breed dog with four prosthetic leg devices. Naki’o lost all four feet to frostbite when he was abandoned as a puppy in a foreclosed home.

He now lives in Colorado Springs, happily. 

Photos: REUTERS/Rick Wilking

(via npr)

modcloth:

Braids are all the rage right now, and this adorable mini french braid is just as fantastic! Follow this quick & easy tutorial from The Beauty Department to create this youthful style. Can’t wait to try this out this summer! 

<3 Chelsey, ModStylist

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thiinka:

you learned about thermals from animorphs don’t even lie u little shits

(via rachelberensons)

previouslysane:

what if every convention had cosplayers

like you went to a business convention and someone cosplayed as a stapler 

(Source: young-mister-moon, via shadesoffree)

Anna had this thing reblogged on her tumblr which I can’t be bothered to go find that reminded me of all the times in college people would find out I was living with a girl who liked girls (somehow I always was) and be like, “Aren’t you afraid that she’ll-” and then it ranged from, “Get a crush on you and then it will be awkward” to, “Hit on you a lot” to “Watch you change.”

And like, aside from the obvious homophobia I do not know if they had considered that living with someone is actually, like, the least sexy thing. Like, I don’t know about you guys, but I do not feel like “lying on the dorm room floor in a hoodie and whale pajama pants eating pizza bagels directly out of the microwave under my bed and singing bad pop songs off-key” is really my most seductive pose.

sandandglass:

Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner. 

code-wire-26:

Open Pool House

(via sweethomestyle)

Reasons I’m Cool

  • Pulled a muscle this week. Reading. In bed. Then had to ask a coworker for painkillers the next day and explain how I injured myself.
  • He responded: “Haha that’s the most Caitlin injury ever NO. NO WAIT. The most Caitlin injury ever would be if you were lying in bed WORRYING about pulling a muscle and then you pulled one hahahahahaha”
  • To which I responded: “JUST GIVE ME THE DRUGS OKAY?” just as the director of our department walked by.
  • The woman cutting my hair on Thursday looked saw my phone and started laughing like, “hahaha it’s from the past! It’s not even a phone!”
  • I’m having a party tonight and my main thought about this is, “Oh, but this means I can’t go home when I get sick of people because they’ll be IN MY HOME. Damn”

delladilly:

that-kid-from-london:

oprahwinfried:

chickiefingie:

the fact that you can’t highlight words that you accidentally caps locked and hit Caps Lock to get them lowercase is the reason i can’t sleep at night

except that you can do that

image

then press shift + F3

image

congratulations

WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS

IF YOU DO IT JUST ONCE IT CAPITALIZES EVERY WORD AND IF YOU DO IT TWICE IT THROWS THE WHOLE THING IN CAPSLOCK AND THEN A THIRD TIME BRINGS IT BACK TO LOWERCASE

THIS IS CHANGING MY LIFE

(Source: geomtery)

figurants:

they call them “goosebumps” because there are little, tiny, microscopic geese living inside of you and when you’re in a cold place they think they have reached the north and they all try to get out

la-meilleure-amie:

Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.

(Source: meilleure--amie, via bigbigbigday006)

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